Lucy the Great Pyrenees is taking applications for new owners
Lucy the nine-month-old Great Pyrenees is currently accepting applications for new owners. The successful Lucy applicant will have specific skills, including knowledge of how to open the refrigerator and provide treats, experience with tummy petting, and a working understanding of why people exist to serve their dogs. Those who dislike squirrels will be given special consideration. Lucy prefers that her new owners have a fenced yard, knowledge of smart working breeds, a keen appreciation for mat rakes and combs, and kids to play with. She will tolerate cats and dogs, but she does not want to go to an owner with a dog that will be mean to her. If you are interested in applying to be Lucy’s new family, email email@example.com.